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Funny Total Eclipse Of The Heart

Squizzmaster — Fri, 19 Jun 2009 07:12:55 +0000

This has been up for a few months now, extremely hilarious version of “Total Eclipse Of The Heart”

Racist – No Asians

Squizzmaster — Fri, 05 Jun 2009 07:17:52 +0000

Flashback! This man is selling his home but refuses to sell to Asians.

Chasers Inbredy Bunch Video

Squizzmaster — Wed, 03 Jun 2009 12:06:18 +0000

The REAL Inbreedy Bunch – By Hardly News

CHASERS 2nd Rate Copy

Last night I put up the Inbredy Bunch parody by Chasers, but then it’s bought to my attention by a youtuber that they copied. And indeed they did. Dissappointing as it was the only skit from the show I liked and the rest of the show as just…not great. Copied content, don’t think I’ll bother tuning in next week.

Hardly News eh?

The Easter Bunny Hates You

squizzmaster — Thu, 09 Apr 2009 23:10:05 +0000

An oldie but a goodie for Easter

Australian Government Classification Site Hacked

Squizzmaster — Fri, 27 Mar 2009 01:47:53 +0000

This has already been blogged and articled to death so I’m going to add my applause and acknowledgement of humour to the hackers of www.classification.gov.au

The site is down now but was up for a few hours with the usual welcome page replaced with some text related to how our Government is trying to censor our internet. It’s widely reported that this was done by a hacker rather then the government being able to have a good ‘ole laugh at themselves, like a true Aussie.

The New Site

Here’s the text if my screenshot is a little on the unclear side.

“Welcome to the Classification Website
This site contains information about the boards that have the right to CONTROL YOUR FREEDOMZ. The Classification Board has the right to not just classify content (the name is an ELABORATE TRICK), but also the right to DECIDE WHAT IS AND ISNT APPROPRIATE and BAN CONTENT FROM THE PUBLIC. We are part of an ELABORATE DECEPTION from CHINA to CONTROL AND SHEEPIFY the NATION, to PROTECT THE CHILDREN. All opposers must HATE CHILDREN, and therefore must be KILLED WITH A LARGE MELONS during the PROSECUTION PARTIES IN SEPTEMBER. Come join our ALIEN SPACE PARTY.

Kangaroo Kicks Marty Monster’s Butt

squizzmaster — Fri, 20 Feb 2009 01:38:38 +0000

Funny even for people who aren’t familiar with Marty Monster. His face is funny enough. Combine this with a good butt kicking from a kangaroo and you have yourself some pee your pants fun.

Hot Rod – You’re The Voice

squizzmaster — Fri, 13 Feb 2009 01:20:53 +0000

I was just thinking about this movie the other day and one of the best scenes involving a song from our own John Farnham.

A hilarious movie, a hilarious scene with a classic song!

Original Song by John Farnham
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=99P7TTvpO1g

Kid High On Laughing Gas

squizzmaster — Fri, 06 Feb 2009 00:11:58 +0000

This young man is having a perception altered experience that an adult may have with recreational drugs. You can tell, by the way he is acting and the things he is saying. Despite his confusion, he is still lucid enough to say the things he is saying and to question what is happening to him. Fascinating stuff, bless him.

Dimitri The Lover

squizzmaster — Fri, 30 Jan 2009 07:10:07 +0000

Here are some messages left on a girl called Olga’s mobile from a man come Dimitri. It is both hilarious and a little disturbing. There is plenty enough info on the youtube “more info” and on the net about Dimitri, but in a nutshell. He:

Is most likely mentally ill
Lost his medical license due to misconduct – possibly rape
Has started up seminars and other related course material on how to seduce woman http://www.dimitrithelover.com/
Has an approach that most healthy people find a little insane

To put a creepy face to the creepy voice, here he is:

12 Days Of Christmas In India

squizzmaster — Fri, 05 Dec 2008 05:20:29 +0000

3 Butter Chickens ha ha.