I’ve Tried, But I Hate Cats
Apr 8th, 2009 by squizzmaster

Two of my best friends (a couple) have a cat. Her personality means that she can be quite unpredictable and may shows signs of affection but will ultimately end up hissing at or biting you. I have shown her great patience and tried to bond with her and treat her with great love, I’ve even looked after her and done a great job of it I. But it’s very difficult for me to like Cats.
What I Hate About Cats
One of the things I think I dislike most about cats is their fickle personalities. Take for example my friends cat. When it comes to looking after her and feeding of her, I am her only option. She as a result will show me great love and prrr and take my patting with great enthusiasm. Put her parents back into the equation and she’s mental just like before.
Cats Are Bad People
Cats are notorious for this type of behaviour, admittedly even by their owners. Another aquintance informed me that his cat doesn’t like females very much. But if there is no other male in the house, he will gravitate towards a females lap. Typical cat.
This same cat escaped out the bathroom window and had us searching for it and trying to get it back inside the house for a good hour.
I LOVE DOGS
I do, I do, I do. I think they respond with great depth and heart to the actions of people around them. I think they are nicer, better and smarter then cats. I could go on but I’ll just leave it at this.
Dogs are from Venus, Cats are from Hell.
I strongly disapprove of mistreatment of all animals including cats