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I would like to start a new revolution to dispel that debilitating myth that is “premature” ejaculation. A so called “condition” that ironically is affecting the right for a man to achieve an otherwise fulfilling sex life.  Down “there” isn’t the problem, its in our minds, where the seeds of doubt and dysfunction have been planted.

Say NO To Premature Ejaculation

What right does anybody have to tell me that I ejaculate too quickly?

Since when was there a  minimum amount of sex before one could climax

Drug Companies Conspiracy

What better way to make money then through the sexual insecurities of the male. For woman, there is the billions of dollars made from weight loss and for men, there is sexual dysfunction. And it’s not just the drug companies, take a look at all the pop-up windows, emails and bogus blog comments we get from all the online scam artists. Exercises, drugs, concoctions, what a load of rubbish.

Making You Feel Bad

Do not give ANY money to a company who is making you feel bad. If I wanted to feel bad I would speak to this “friend” of mine who makes me feel like crap without even trying. Idiot. And for the rest of you there will be a sibling, parent or other person of the same effect.

Anyway, I digress.  There are advertisements that degrade a man for climaxing quickly, even worse, using imagery, audio or scenes of hot unsatisfied woman and embarrassed men. These advertisements are trying to manipulate you and make you feel bad about yourself so they can claim to “help” you. Do not fall for this playground technique.

Control Your Ejaculation – Not Natural

What other animal puts so much focus on how long they take to climax? I’ll tell you how many. None! Why? Because the original idea of sex is to procreate. And yes, we were meant to get pleasure out of the process, but this pleasure was not only to help us to reproduce but to do it quickly.

If It Aint Broke – Don’t Fix It!

I’m talking about your penis.  How can a tendency to climax quick and often mean it’s broken. If you can’t have an erection, or climax, now that’s a problem that needs fixing. Climax quickly – take advantage of this GIFT.

Unsatisfied Partners

If you really want to satisfy your partner, maybe get he or she primed for sex to begin with, so much so that when it comes to the act of sex, any amount will do and they will love you. By primed I mean, treat them well, maybe some foreplay, if anyone could be bothered. Make them feel good about themselves and hot for it all day.

Don’t postpone – Compromise

If you care for your partner and they are unsatisfied, you can still help them out after you’ve climaxed. There are many ways, I won’t go into it.

Say No To Postponed Ejaculation!

If it’s a one night stand or somebody that you don’t particularly care for, then who cares how long it takes. You’re satisfied, you can’t be responsible for the satisfaction of some person you have no psychological connection with.

Next.

You Still Want To “Last Longer In Bed”

Okay, so you’re still preoccupied with the stigma of longer lasting sex or the satisfaction of your partner. Let me just tell you , as already mentioned there are a TONNE of scams and drugs out there.  Don’t do it. You know what’s suppose to work a treat? Masturbating before engaging in sex, like Ben Stiller did on something about Mary. There is also the danger of not being able to climax at all or have your partner engage in long and boring sex.

A State Of Mind – Not A Condition

So next time some mean girl tries to tell you that you climax too quickly, tell her that her she’s the one with the problem and that the nerves in her virgina are dying.  But that is kind of stooping to her level so you’re best off just being satisfied with the fact that you just climaxed and walking out with your head held high.

One can argue that even though early ejaculation poses no real physical danger, the psychological damages it can have on a relationship are very real. But I say, if your partner doesn’t understand that you have the right to climax when your body says it should without all the psychological bullshit, then they should have a long hard look at themselves.

Tags: climax, drugs, ejaculation, exercises, myth, premature, truth

Entertainment industry took on someone bigger then a single mother and LOST. In an attempt to raise and slam its heavy hand as a statement against piracy, logic and law has prevailed, not finding ISP provider  iiNET liable for the use of their service.

Message to Hollywood

Stop making so many crappy movies, I can’t keep, no matter how many times a week I go to the cinema or how many DVDs I watch. *wink*

Tags: case, court, downloading, film, iiNet, illegal, industry, isp, law, loses, pirate, pirating, sue, suit, win

So now we learn that this Indian from last week who claimed he was set on fire in a callous assault, actually set himself on fire by accident when he was trying to burn his car for insurance. This is bound to fire up all those who are frustrated with Indians and the controversy that surrounds attitudes towards them.

Lets All Band Together & Bash Idiots – Regardless Of Race

So I think we can fairly say, we have our Indians and our Australians that are ruining it everyone. Can’t we all enjoy a frosty cold beer alongside a tasty hot curry and all start bashing on these idiots from both sides.

Tags: bashing, burning, fake, idiot, indian, indians, racism, racist

Even though my own friends would not see me as much the sentimental type, I’ve been in the market for a digital photo frame for quite some time now.  I actually feel quite warm and fuzzy being able to look at photos of my mates, family and past.  There have been a few reasons though why the current market of digital photo frames have not lived up to my requirements however.

Digital Photo Frames Obsolete?

• The screens on photo frames are generally of poor quality
• The screens are relatively small and you pay quite a great deal more for small increments in size
• The navigation on current digital photo frames are absolutely shocking. Hard buttons on the back are used to switch between photos.  Other frames with touch screens and navigation areas on the frame have been introduced with limited success
• The prices for digital photo frames are well over the mark, they have just the one purpose and as you can tell, in my opinion, they do not cater for that purpose all too well. For a decent sized digital photo frame you are looking at a couple of hundred dollars and they are still plagued with the same problems I see on digital photo frames time and time again

The End of Digital Photo Frames

The iPad may not be the perfect replacement for digital photo frames, mainly due to it’s price, but as far as the photo frame experience, the iPad fits the bill beautifully.

• The quality of the crystal clear screen allows for large viewing of photos and plenty of space for easy and effective navigation
• Speaking of navigation. It doesn’t get much better then this. Thumbnails ordered by how you want them whether it be by location, event, person (using face recognition techniques), you name it. Then of course all this is done via the touch screen rather then clunky buttons. To get a good idea of how this works, just take a look at iPhoto, there’s a nice short video here  “get to know iPhoto”.
• There are also specific photo album modes on the iPad so that photos can be displayed in unique photo album styles manners. I haven’t found out much about this feature but saw a snippet of it in a CNET review and it looked pretty neat.
• The optional stand and keyboard seems to support the iPad very nicely like a photo frame
• I’m assuming the iPad will not generate heat like a computer, leaving it safe and cool to touch and reasonable to leave in sleep mode for long periods of time (battery life in sleep mode is 30 days!) with a nice and fast boot up like a photo frame.

The Future of Digital Photo Frames

It does not have to be the end of digital photo frames, in fact, this could be the beginning. The iPad is clearly too expensive to own purely to serve as a photo frame, though the iPhoto software is so cool it’s tempting. But surely, either apple or another company can closely replicate the functions of the iPhoto in a more reasonably priced version of the iPad with a decent sized touch screen with clarity. I await such products to surface. Either that, or for the price of iPads to reduce.

Tags: digital, frame, ipad, iphotos, photo, photos, replace

Well done Toni Collette. When stoned, your show is fantastic. Haven’t watched it straight yet though.

Tags: collette, movies, shows, states, stoned, tara, toni, tv, united

So everyone is celebrating today because Lynne Kosky is not just leaving as transport minister, but politics! Her reasoning? Because of health problems in her family. Whether this is likely the real reason is debatable. Sounds like another one of her lies to me.

Public Response

I’m only going to go by the seventy something comments following this Age article as my public gauge and as expected, there is a great deal of celebration.

There is also carry on anger from her years of failure in parliament

For some, there is a mix of celebration with anger over the mess that Kosky is leaving behind

There is no celebration by some people, overshadowed by a skepticism in the Kosky replacement, Tim Pallas

Think Of The Family

For others, there is much more empathy involved. “How could people act towards Kosky with such hatred when she has health problems in the family. They give Lynn and her family their best wishes.”

I can only hope that these comments are bogus, planted by fairfax, Lynnes family or even Lynne herself.

Family problems. Pffft. The amount of families she has put out.

• Families broken up because dads trains was always cancelled and he never had time to spend with the family.
• Grandma died of heat stroke because she was stuck in an unconditioned tin can for 40 minutes
• Mum had a premature heart attack because of all the extra stress the additional hours of commuting frustration

So many social side effects because of Lynne, when you think of it she’s actually a bit of a murderer and there are people defending her and wishing her family the best. What about MY family.

Well Said

I finish this post with a control Vee of a comment below the Age article

“Bye bye Kosky. You were useless, incompetant, clueless and a bane to my fellow travellers. On your way out please take your Drink of Epic Fail and your Book of Blame Everybody But Me along with you. When you get home, dispose of them in your backyard so no newby politician will ever get hold of them. I wish you none the best and may you be plagued with car problems for the rest of your life. May no car insurance companies help you out.

Tags: fail, kosky, lynne, minister, quits, transport

I’m going to be following the 3D TV revolution with great interest and it’s great to see that 3D TV could be coming to a lounge room near you very soon. I’m actually a little suprised that it’s come this soon. I’ve had many conversations in the not too distant past expressing the desire for 3D TV at home that is of an IMAX 3D quality.  In fact, I think combined with High Definition resolutions the 3D at home will end up being superior. So what are the first things that will be shown in 3D

PORN!

According to this article I read this week, it’s all about the porn. Now when you’re caught masturbating to porn the only person who has to be embarrassed is the person who caught you. Meanwhile, you’re deafened by the moans and groans in your headphones and blinded by the money shot, ahhhhh ignorant bliss.

The first star to be in a 3D Porno will the 25 year old Breanne Benson. I imagine 3D TV will also bring on a new breed of storylines for porn movies, involving a boy watching porn, mums hot best friend walking in and performing oral sex.  Copyright squizz.

Tags: 3d, benson, bluray, breanne, dvd, glasses, porn, tv

CitiBake - Thumbs Down

I just walked past a new bakery (well, I’d never seen it before, but it’d been there for 8 weeks) near my office and was excited by this new prospect.  It sits on King Street, large and empty but I didn’t let this perturb me. So in I walked and was greeted by a straight faced female employee. I looked at the baked good offerings, nothing special, including the brulee tarts, there’s a bigger and better version elsewhere in the city (I’ll mention this later).  It had a little more then what you would get from many of the coffee shops in the city. Perhaps the hot pies are something to behold.

But it was the faces and service of the staff that put me off the most. As empty and bland as the establishment itself, a young female staff gave me my cream bun before a quick and cold turn of the back. Funny, even my bun is too cold, like it’s been sitting in some serious refrigeration. Will I return, no, there’s a much better bakery close by, which leads me into the rest of my post.

CBD Bakery – Thumbs Up

Now here’s a bakery with a reputation on Bourke Street near the corner of William Street. First of all, bias out of the way, the staff are always extremely friendly,fast and efficient. Just like the staff, the place is intimate, warm and charming.  Back to the baked goods. GREAT selection of delicious pastries and pies alongside a sandwich bar, this is a place the office crowd like to attend. I love their choc macadamia cookies, muffins and meat pies – YUM.

Dinkim Pies – Thumbs Up

Another bakery that I worked close by, this one is nicely tucked away inside Block Place between Collins and Little Collins. Accessed also by the more posh Block Arcade and surrounded by Cafes this gem is truly unique as if you’d stepped into a well equipped country bakery. They are well know for their pies which are old skool delicious! Proper gravy steaming pies you don’t need a fork to eat, YUM!

But it doesn’t stop at the pies, when I was first introduced to the creme brulee tarts at this place I knew that was something special. Just try one and you’ll see and in addition to this you’ll find a great selection of other pastries. If you want a real bakery, go to Dinkim Pies.

Tags: bake, bakery, cbd, citi, citibake, dinkim, fair, melbourne, pastries, pies, review

I just read about this Roxxxy (from truecompanion.com), the high tech, real life “companion” – Slash – Sex Robot. I try to visualize us guys having her around as a “companion” (Sorry, I can’t help it with the double quotes) and for a moment felt like I could step into the shoes of a few of them.

The Broken yet Harmless Man

Picture a man who for reasons that are deeply ingrained in a collection of life experiences, has not developed the ability to form healthy relationships, particularly with the ladies

Think, Lars and the Real Girl. A nice easy drama I would recommend.

The Serial Killer

Roxxxy is real. And to the serial killer, Roxxxy is a rock, a lover, a confidant, a mother, a teacher and most of all, Roxxxy is…the puppet master.

I love her. I hate her! Lipstick smile anyone?

The Horny

She looks real enough. She feels real enough. I’m single, desperate, bored and horny.  Carpe diem!

Depressed

You’ve hit a low point in your life, your wife has left you, you have been retrenched and your dog died. 10 scotch and dry’s later and your “companions” face is kissing the carpet, your pants are around your ankles, the deed is done and you’re crying.

Get yours – Today!

The Fat vs Skinny Debate Continues

Ricki-Lee has posed in Woman’s Weekly to show off her curves and in response to the Jennifer Hawkins shoot that caused so much debate.  She is making the statement that she is proud of her body which is more representative of the “average” woman.

Good Career Move Ricki-Lee

Ricki-Lee has curves, she’s not thin by any means.  Through Woman’s Weekly, where I imagine the average reader would be a bit on the frumypy side, this should further secure Ricki-Lee’s popularity amongst this large Australian audience.

Woman vs Woman Prejudice

This debate as a whole and this photo shoot by Ricki-Lee further fuels the jealousy and prejudice woman have towards those who don’t fulfill the body of the “average” woman and we are left with this inverse prejudice. This was reflected well in an article in last weeks Age (which unfortunately I can’t seem to dig up) that spoke of woman who were not fully figured as “not normal”.

Something to Bitch About

The defense behind Hawkin’s shoot seemed perfectly reasonable.  They had put more “average” figured woman in the magazine before without a popular response.  Now no-one can argue that the spread of Jennifer Hawkins has not created a response, but it’s interesting that it takes the debate for people to really pay attention to the bikini shoot by the likes of Ricki-Lee or Bianca Dye. Would their shoots have drummed up the same interest without the Hawkins debate to ride upon? Would the response to Ricki-Lee’s photos be as positive without a direct comparison to be made.

Who’s Healthy?

Ricki-Lee is looked at as  full figured and curvy whereas Hawkins needs to eat something. Is this true? Ricki-Lee said that she felt healthy? But is she? If we were to check her Body Mass Index or Fat Percentage would she fall within acceptable limits? If we put Ricki-Lee and Jennifer Hawkins up against each other in various fitness level tests, who would fair better?

Creating a New Prejudice

So if there is a push for the curvier and fuller body to be the accepted “norm” what happens to the thinner girls whose metabolisms are out of control or whose bone structure or genetics doesn’t allow curves even if they tried. If the larger girls are the majority, and thanks in part to our growing obesity epidemic they clearly are, is society wanting to trample and drill thinner girls into the ground in the process of accepting the “norm”.

Should we not have a Sudanese model on the front of Woman’s Weekly because she does not fit the “norm”?

Whose Body Would You Prefer to Have?

At the end of the day Ricki-Lee can say she prefers the body of Bianca Dye to Jennifer Hawkins but if god were to visit her in the middle of the night and told her she could choose to have one of their bodies for the rest of her life, I wonder what her choice would be (career moves aside).

I know whose body I would prefer to date and by saying that, I don’t mean to be prejudice, it’s just a personal preference and as a guy I think I’m better positioned to be unbiased in that respect.

Tags: bianca, bikini, dye, hawkins, jennifer, nude, photo, ricki-lee, shoot, untouched